TRANSFERS!

~Setting~It's back to school for everyone! Yugi, Joey, and Tristan are in chemistry class, Seto is in advanced computer literacy, Bakura is in Gym, and Tea is in cooking class.~

~In Chemistry 101~

Yugi:"Can't wait to see what we do today!"

Joey:(sacastically)"I'm all a flutter."

Yugi:"What's the matter Joey?"

Tristan:"He he, we've only been back to school for 5 weeks and Joey is already failing Chemistry!"(starts laughing)

Joey scowled, but it was true. Chemistry 101 was like rocket science to Joey! The teacher tried to teach and help Joey the best she could, but it seemed impossible to teach Joey about Chemistry. Besides that, Joey was ringing up a huge bill for wrecking the equipment! Joey flinched at the thought of what his mother will say when he brings home a failing report card and one heck of a bill!

Joey:"Gee thanks Tristan! I feel so much better now!"

Tristan:"Well it's not my fault that your failing!"

Joey:"Grrrr, shut up Tristan!"

Tristan:"Why don't you?!"

Yugi:"Guys! Stop it! Don't worry Joey, I'll help you!"

Joey:"Really Yug? Thanks buddy, you're a real pal!"

Tristan:"Humph."

~ding....ding.....ding!~

Yugi:"Well, there's the bell, gotta go sit down now, see ya guys!"

Joey and Tristan:"See ya Yugi!"

Yugi went back to his seat in the front, while Joey and Tristan just stayed put in their seats in the back of the room.(gee, wonder why?)

The teacher, Ms. Chitsumi, walked into the classroom. She was a tall woman, with red hair, green eyes, and stylish black glasses. Today, she was wearing lavender business suit that had black trimming around each edge. How Joey despised her!

Ms. Chitsumi:"Good morning class!"

Class:"Good morning Ms. Chitsumi."

Joey:*38 minutes and 12 seconds till this is over!*

Ms. Chitsumi:"Today we will be creating a polymer. To do that we will blah blah blah, yap yap yap yap yap, blah blah, dribble dribble!"

Joey:*Huh?!*

Joey cleaned out his ears, did he just hear the teacher saying a bunch of blahs, yaps, and dribbles?

Ms. Chitsumi:"Joey."

Joey:*Woah, I'm losing it! She probably didn't say all those blahs and stuff.*

Ms. Chitsumi:"Joey!"

Joey:*Maybe she didn't say that....hm, I wonder.....*

Ms. Chitsumi:"JOEY!"

Joey woke up from his trance.

Joey:"Huh? What?"

Ms. Chitsumi:(sighs)"Joey, did you hear a word that I said?"

Joey:"Yah, I heard you saying all those blahs."

Everyone but Yugi laughed, even Tristan!

Ms. Chitsumi:*Breath in.....breath out.....man, I need an asprin!*

Ms. Chitsumi:(sighs again)"Tristan, can you please help Joey? I really need to correct your homework so I can do your progress reports tonight."

Joey:0.o*Progress reports! Oh man!*

Tristan:"Sure thing Ms. Chitsumi!"

Ms. Chitsumi:"Thank you. Class, you may now work on the assignment that I gave you. And Joey?"

Joey:"Hn?"

Ms. Chitsumi:"Try not to destroy anything today."

Joey:"Sure thing Ms. Chitsumi!"

Joey:*Yah right!*

Tristan:"Alright Joey, since you were off in your own little world while Ms. Chitsumi was explaining the assignment, guess I'll have to tell you what to do. Ok, what you do is dribble, dribble, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, yappy yap!"

Joey:*What? Not again! Why do they keep talking in blahs?*

Tristan:"Did ya get that Joey?"

Joey:"Uh, ya, sure! Thanks Tristan!"

Tristan:"Well, what ya waiting for? Christmas? Get to work!"

Joey:"Alright already! I don't need a lecture!"

Joey:*Shouldn't be to hard, right? Oh well, I'll just mix a bunch of stuff together! Eventually I'll get a polawhatsamahoser!*

So, Joey just took a bunch of solutions and started mixing them together in his beaker. Unfortunately, all of the stuff shouldn't have been mixed together, so.......

~BOOM! POOF!~

Ms. Chitsumi:*Oh no! Not again! Please don't be a mess, please don't be a mess!*

Ms. Chitsumi looked up, and regrettably, it was anything but a mess! The whole desk that Joey and Tristan were at was on fire!

Joey:"He he, uh, opps?"

Ms. Chitsumi:"Joey!"

Tristan:"Don't worry Ms. Chitsumi, I'll take care of it!"

Tristan ran to the other side of the room and grabbed the fire extinguisher, then ran back to the fire.

Joey:"What do you think you're doing?!"

Joey grabbed the fire extinguisher's nozzle.

Tristan:"Putting out the fire! Now let go!"

Joey:"No way! Your not gonna take all the credit for being hero!"

Tristan:"You made a big enough mess already!"

Joey:"It's my mess, and I'll clean it up!"

Tristan:"Grrr, Joey let go!"

Joey:"You let go!"

Tristan and Joey kept playing tug a war with the fire extinguisher. All of the sudden.......

~CRACK!~

The nozzle to spray with broke off! Joey held the nozzle and looked at it disbelief. Now the fire extinguisher was useless!

Tristan:"Way to go Joey! You broke the nozzle off!"

Joey:"Well if you weren't pulling on the other end of the extinguisher then this wouldn't have happened!"

Tristan:"So it's my fault?!"

Joey:"Yah it is!"

Tristan:"Why you..."

Joey:"Give me the rest of the fire extinguisher, maybe if I chuck it in the fire, the fire will go out!"

Tristan:"No way! I'll do it!"

Joey:"It was my idea, back off!"

So Joey grabbed a hold of the fire extinguisher again, and Tristan and him started the tug a war again. But this time....

~CRASH~

The fire extinguisher was flung out the window! Joey and Tristan looked out the window to see it fall.

~outside~

Guy:"Tra la la la la! What a beautiful day! Tra la la la UFFF!"

The fire extinguisher fell on that guy!

Joey:"That had to hurt."

Tristan:"It wasn't me!"

Joey:"Yah it was!"

Tristan:"Don't blame me for your faults!"

Ms. Chitsumi:0_o"Someone hates me."

So to drown out the pain, Ms. Chitsumi went over to the wall, and started hitting her head on it. Yugi went up to Ms. Chitsumi.

Yugi:"Uh, bang, Ms. Chitsumi?bang Is the cabinet, bang, over by Joey, bang, suppose to be, bang, on fire?"bang

Ms. Chitsumi stopped banging her head on the wall and looked over to the cabinet by Joey and Tristan's deck and nearly fainted when she saw that it was on fire!

Ms. Chitsumi:"Oh my gosh! Children! Evactuate the room! The cabinet full of dangerous explosives is on fire!"

Class:"Blah blah blah, huh? 0.0 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Ms. Chitsumi:"Calm down class! Quitely and orderly walk out the room to the nearest exit!"

Class:"RUN FOR IT!"

So the crazed class ran over Ms. Chitsumi and ran out the door. But they didn't get to far, because they all got stuck in the door for trying to go outside all at once.

Ms. Chitsumi:X_X"Ow. Now I know someone hates me."

Ms. Chitsumi quickly straightened herself out and ran hastily to the principal's office. She flung open the door and quickly told the principal what happened.

Principal Dunburg:"WE'RE GONNA DIE! SHOVE OVER!"

Principal Dunburg shoved Ms. Chitsumi out of the way and ran outside, saving his own skin.

Ms. Chitsumi:"How'd he become Principal?!"

So Ms. Chitsumi ran over to the P. A. system and made the announcement to evacuate.

~ in advanced computer literacy~

P. A.:Attention students! Please evacuate the school immediately! This is not a drill! The school is about to blow up, so please stay calm and evacuate in an orderly fashion!

Everyone in the class except for Seto:"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"(starts running)

Seto:(sighs)"Morons."

Seto closed his laptop, picked it up and casually walked out of the classroom. He walked down the hall and to the door and found it packed full with the crazed Chemestry 101 students.

Seto:(sighs again)"I'm surrounded by idiots."

So Seto started picking up people and throwing them out of his way.

Seto:"Move it!"

~throw~

Boy:"AHHHHH!"

Seto:"One side!"

~throw~

Girl:"AIYEE!"

Seto:"Get out of the way!"

~throw~

Joey:"What the...WOAH!"

Finally, Seto made his way outside. He found a bench in the front of the school, sat down, opened up his laptop, and started typing again.

~in gym~

Bakura:*If I make this shot, then our team will win the game!*

Bakura aimed for the rim and was about to shoot the basketball, but.....

P. A.:Attention students! Please evacuate the school immediately! This is not a drill! The school is about to blow up, so please stay calm and evacuate in an orderly fashion!

So everyone in the class but Bakura ran out the gym doors.

Bakura:"Huh? Where are you going? I'm making the winning shot here! Darn it!"

Bakura put the basketball back in the bin and then ran out the door.

~in cooking class~

Tea:*Ah, my muffins are almost done! I can't wait! They'll get an A for sure, and then I can share them with my friends!*

P. A.:Attention students! Please evacuate the school immediately! This is not a drill! The school is about to blow up, so please stay calm and evacuate in an orderly fashion!

Mrs. Suzama:"Students! Turn off the appliances and let's get out of here! Forget about the food that your baking!"

Tea:"NO! MY MUFFINS!"

Mrs. Suzama:"Tea! Move it!"

Tea:(sniffs)"Yes Mrs. Suzama."

So the whole cooking class left the classroom and makes it outside. Eventually, the whole school made it outside to safety. Bakura and Tea met up with Yugi, Joey, and Tristan too. And just in time too, because.........

~KABOOM! FOOF!~

Principal Dunburg:"NO! The school blew up!"

Joey:"Alright! Go me! No more teachers, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks! When Joey blows up the school, drop your books and run like hell!"

Tristan:"That's not how it goes! It's when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell!"

Joey:"Who cares?! And don't ruin my special moment!"

Bakura and Tea:0.0"You blew up the school?"

Joey:"You bet! I'm da bomb!"

Joey started dancing around like a crazed monkey, then stopped and did a peace sign while a silly grin was plastered on his face.

Joey:"I rule!"

Tea:"Let me get this straight, I was about to make the perfect muffins, and I couldn't because the school was about to blow up because of you?!"

Joey:"Uh huh!"

Tea:"I'LL KILL YOU!"

Tea pounced on Joey and started strangling him.

Yugi:"Tea stop!"

Yugi pulled Tea off of Joey.

Joey:"Geez Tea! Don't wreck the happiest day of my life!"

Seto:"Hahahahahahahahaha! This will be anything but the happiest day of your life!"

Joey:"What's that suppose to mean Kaiba?"

Seto:"Congratulations Joey, you just blew up the school. Now while you're thinking about the positive outlooks of what you just did, you might wanna take a look at the negatives of what you did. Because, frankly Joey, they outweigh the positives by far!"

Joey:"And what might these negatives be?!"

Seto:"Think about it Joey, the principal probably already knows that you blew up the school. So now, you'll probably get in major trouble!"

Joey:(gulps)"Like what?"

Seto:"I don't know, probably expelled, if you're lucky you'll only be suspended for a long time! And also, you're gonna have to pay for a lot of the bill for a new school. Your bill has just quadrupled, you're gonna be as poor as heck after the school is through with you!"

Joey:"How do you know about my bill?"

Seto:"Why it's right here!"

Seto turned his laptop towards Joey and boy was he shocked! There on the screen was everything that he had to play for! From the beakers right down to the cost for a new school!

Joey:"How is my bill on your laptop?!"

Seto:"Well you see Joey, the school's computers are incredibly old as you know, and they can't handle all this accounting of your bill, so the computer teacher asked me if I would keep track of your bill. How could I say no?! Oh, and right here at the bottom is where the total of what you owe is!"

Joey:@.@"HOLLY CRAP!"

The bill came to $14,257,470! 

Seto:"Tsk tsk Joey, what will your mother say?"

Joey:(gulps)"Don't remind me!"

Joey buried his face in his hands. As if he even had that much money! He was doomed!

Yugi:"Don't worry Joey, we'll help you!"

Tristan:"Yah buddy, we're here for ya!"

Tea:"We'll work together and raise all of that money!"

Bakura:"We're unstoppable together!"

Joey:"Thanks guys."

Seto:"Oh puh-lease! According to my computer that'll take you about around 32 years to raise! That includes selling all of your stuff, and it depends if you actually have jobs when your out of school!"

Tea:"Back of Kaiba! You don't have to be so mean!"

Seto:"Hahahaha! Your right Tea, I don't have to be mean, but you know what? If I wasn't mean, I wouldn't be myself! You see, I'll always be me which makes my fangirls go even more crazy for me(me included!^.^), Yugi will always duel, Joey will always be a stupid puppy dog, Tristan will always be useless dead weight, Bakura will always be bipolar, you'll always make your corny speeches that mean squat to me, and Mokuba will always be able to pull the puppy dogs eyes on me with great effect. Well, I'm outta here before you losers by some odd twist of fate rub off on me. Here you go Joey, a present from me to you."

Seto printed out a piece of paper and held it in his hand for Joey to take.

Joey:"Your giving me a check to help me with my bill?!"

Seto:"Excuse me one second."

Seto stuffed the paper in Joey's hand and set his bag and laptop on the bench.

Seto:"Ehem. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WOULDN'T PAY YOU A CENT IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! YOU MIGHT WANNA TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT PAPER!"

Seto was laughing so hard that he had to hold onto the bench for support.

Joey:"Huh?"

Joey looked at the paper. It was his bill that Kaiba printed out.

Tea:"Stop it Kaiba!"

Seto:"Gee your Tea, I should. But then again, like I said before....your speeches mean squat to me. I'm outta here, see ya! Hahahahahaha!"

Seto picked up his stuff and only walked a few feet before he heard a loud scream.........

How come Joey only hears blahs when it comes to Chemistry?

What's gonna happen to all of the students?

How is Joey gonna pay off that bill?

What was that scream?

Find out in Chapter 2!